Friday, December 15, 2017

Spelunking for dinner

Caves are the best right?

You just find one, in a park, near a town, next to somewhere people like to go exploring. Then you wait.

Sooner or later someone will come wandering in with a flashlight and gallon of red coppery goodness coursing through their veins. If you're lucky they'll be recording it on their cell phone and you'll find a nice memento. (Protip: Be sure and keep their thumbs intact or you won't be able to unlock their phone.

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